brain jam on toast! (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} zombieteaparty) wrote,@ 2008-11-22 12:18:00 |
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fsu hockey
Why didn't anyone tell me how amazing hockey games are?? The players are really pretty for one thing, and for another, it's a great opportunity to bellow obscene things such as "GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, BITCH!" I have been deprived.
Of course, maybe they only bellow obscene things at the opposing team at Ferris. It's hilarious - there's a sign right over our heads reminding us to "respect all teams!" and what do we do? Chant "CIR-CLE JERK! CIR-CLE JERK!" at them when they're in their little pre-game huddle. And the goalie's name was Johnson, so they started saying "TINY! JOHNSON! TINY! JOHNSON!" at him.
Awesome.
Why didn't anyone tell me how amazing hockey games are?? The players are really pretty for one thing, and for another, it's a great opportunity to bellow obscene things such as "GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, BITCH!" I have been deprived.
Of course, maybe they only bellow obscene things at the opposing team at Ferris. It's hilarious - there's a sign right over our heads reminding us to "respect all teams!" and what do we do? Chant "CIR-CLE JERK! CIR-CLE JERK!" at them when they're in their little pre-game huddle. And the goalie's name was Johnson, so they started saying "TINY! JOHNSON! TINY! JOHNSON!" at him.
Awesome.
